Is it just me or are school supply lists getting just a wee bit complicated? I have been on a two week long scavenger hunt all over Wichita Falls (and the Internet) for no less that four ga-jillion items which I believe can only be loosely tied to the actual education of my children. I remember the good old days when you just showed up with a Big Chief tablet, a couple of pencils and a box of Kleenex.
Fast forward 25 or so years (gulp) and now one cannot be properly educated unless there are wet wipes and Germ-X at every desk. For reasons I cannot possibly tie to any educational purposes, I have to buy small paper plates, large Ziplock bags and Sharpie markers. The list goes on and on.
I have searched for washable classic color markers until my feet hurt and I am still looking for the Holy Grail of school supplies: the 8-count Crayola washable crayons. I was forced to go off-list on the crayons and I ended up buying a 16 count, triangle shaped set of Crayola crayons. Emme will probably pitch a fit when she sees that they are not like all the other 3-Ker's. She is a stickler for details that one.
In my defense, I don't think anyone can really fully comply with that list. Seriously, why must Carson have a 1 1/2 inch Durazip binder? If I actually could locate this overly specific piece of school accoutrement, I think I would still hesitate to buy it. Exactly why must his papers be zipped up in order to be brought home? Did he gain some kind of extra security clearance now that he is in third grade that requires that all papers should be under lock and key before placement in his backpack? It is getting ridiculous.
I am beginning to think that maybe the list is a test. What if there is some kind of sliding scale of compliance that tells the teachers just what kind of parent they are dealing with? Like at the crazy type-A end of the scale are the loonies who manage to get every single thing on the list and then go one step further and monogram it all. And at the lazy slacker end of the scale are the parents who go all rogue and buy Rose Art instead of Crayola and figure that nobody needs 3 boxes of Kleenex on the first day of school, so they just send one. And in the middle of the scale are the poor schmos who do the best they can with the supply list and hope that their kid doesn't notice that they have triangle crayons and not round ones? And depending on how you do with the list, that is how the teachers know how to deal with you.
I don't know, maybe I am just over thinking this whole school supply thing. But just in case you find small and/or large binder rings, let me know. I sure don't want to be nailed as a slacker.
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Maybe the list was devised by someone who wants you to drive to Fort Worth and shop at specialty shops? :) You have a place to stay if you need it.
So funny! I'm missing out on the school supply trek. Our school buys all of the supplies for the kids. You show up and they are ready and waiting for the kids. I don't even have to send money. The catch? I'll have to sell cookie dough in October to help pay for all those supplies. I hate being the mom trying to pawn off stuff on my friends.
Funny doesn't even begin to describes these priceless bug-on-the-wall excursions. This long distance grammy has died & gone to laugh heaven.
The funnies: "...I don't know, maybe I am just over thinking this whole school supply thing..." ...coming from super laid back, a-lick-&-a-promise Stacy who effortlessly flies through a room--looking like she was just peeled off the cover of Glamor magazine--and all clutter scrambles into the nearest drawer and the kitchen somehow cleans itself. From whence came the anal mania? You have masterfully kept this room of your persona castle hidden low these 11 or so years... You are amazing.
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